Osi!

Me:

The name on everybody's lips is gonna be: Osi!
The gentleman raking up the chips is gonna be: Osi!
I'm gonna be a celebrety! (That means: Somebody everyone knows.)
They're gonna recognize: My eyes! My hair! My teeth! My lips! My nose!
From just some dumb out of town buy I'm gonna be: Osi!

Think of those autographs! I'll sign: Good luck to ya! OSI!

And I'll appear in a lavaliere that goes all the way down to my waist!
Here a bling! There a bling! Everywhere a blingaling!

(But always in the best of taste.)

Hummmmm.. I'm a star! And the audience loves me! And I love them! And I love them for loving me, and they love me for loving them, and we love eachother! And that's because none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that's showbiz, kid.

They:

He's givin up his humdrum life. He's gonna be: Osi! He made a scandal and a start!

Me:

And Sophie Tucker, oh shit I know! will see her name get billed below: OSIDIAN!